So I guess a local Christian group is starting a new campaign... and I must say it made me laugh hysterically.
It's called P.U.S.H. [Pray Until Something Happens]
I mean really? I don't think Jesus would even approve of this.
I don't mind the Christian faith, but I intemperate this as LAZINESS INCARNATE!
Now let's see... you COULD go out, grow your own food, build your own house, be your own man and use your own freewill. But who wants to do that? Because you can just PRAY IT INTO EXISTENCE!
I was talking to one of the ladies wearing her P.U.S.H. shirts.
Me: "So if I need something, I just pray for it?"
Her: "That's right..."
Me: "Wha